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Guac is extra, and Smosh knows you’re paying for it anyway.

Smosh’s latest entry in its long-running “Every [Blank] Ever” series takes on the fast-casual line experience that anyone who’s ever stood behind indecisive strangers debating steak versus Sofritas will recognize instantly. “EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER” isn’t a corporate case study — it’s a sketch, built the same way every installment in the franchise is built: rapid-fire scenes exaggerating the small, universal moments of a specific everyday errand until they’re absurd.

• The sketch is a comedy installment of Smosh’s “Every [Blank] Ever” series, released in mid-2019 and starring regular cast members including Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller.
• Recurring bits mock the assembly-line ordering process, the Sofritas-versus-steak dilemma, burrito-versus-bowl indecision, the “guac is extra” upcharge, and the struggle to wrap an overstuffed burrito.
• The video dropped while Smosh was actively promoting its “Smosh Summer Games: Apocalypse” series, and it went on to become one of the channel’s more heavily viewed fast-food parodies, later joined by “Every Panda Express Ever.”

The Premise

Like every entry in the “Every [Blank] Ever” format, the Chipotle sketch strings together a series of blackout scenes rather than a single narrative. The cast plays both the customers stammering through their order and the line employees reciting the same script for the thousandth time that day, and the comedy comes from how instantly recognizable each beat is — the freeze at the protein choice, the guilt trip toward extra rice, the cashier bracing for the guacamole question they already know is coming.

Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller anchor several of the exchanges, playing off the ensemble in quick two- and three-line scenes that mimic the actual rhythm of moving through a real ordering line. It’s the same structural trick Smosh has used across the franchise’s other entries: identify the small annoyances everyone has lived through, then compress them into a montage.

The Bits That Land

The strongest material centers on decisions every regular customer has made under pressure. The Sofritas-versus-steak standoff gets its own beat, as does the burrito-versus-bowl-versus-salad spiral that stalls out the line behind an indecisive customer. The wrapping struggle — trying to fold a tortilla around a burrito stuffed well past its structural limit — gets played for slapstick, and the “guac is extra” line lands as the sketch’s closest thing to a running punchline, repeated with the same weary inevitability real customers have come to expect at the register.

You’re going to regret ordering the Sofritas over steak, you want a burrito — not a salad, and you’re gonna get guac no matter how much more they charge you for it.

That line, pulled straight from the sketch’s setup, doubles as the thesis of the whole bit: everyone swears they’ll make the smart, cheap choice, and everyone caves the same way, every time.

Placement Within The Smosh Catalog

“EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER” arrived during a stretch when Smosh was leaning hard into franchise content, pushing “Smosh Summer Games: Apocalypse” across its channels at the same time. The Chipotle sketch became one of the more-watched fast-food entries in the “Every [Blank] Ever” line, a format the channel has applied to grocery stores, gyms, and other errands its audience already understood, before rolling out a follow-up in the same vein with “Every Panda Express Ever.” Fans of the channel’s ensemble comedy have found plenty else to dig into elsewhere, including deep dives on celebrities shutting down disrespectful interviewers and rundowns of musicians who are nothing like they seem.

Smosh didn’t stop at the burrito counter — “Every Panda Express Ever” followed the same blueprint almost immediately, which tells you the Chipotle sketch did its job well enough to greenlight round two before the guac upcharge jokes had even gone cold.